Dear Metropolitan Transportation Authority of New York,As you can see, I’m writing to you on my most adorable fishy stationery, in hopes of eliciting a response from you. Spooky, the black goldfish pictured on this sheet, and I would both like more information about your large, flying rabbit program. I’m a fan of cleaner air and Spooky is a fan of cleaner water, both of which I expect would be benefits of you exciting rodent initiative.
Where might I board the flying rabbits? Are there seat-side trays where Spooky may ride safely with me? At which stations do the large rabbits stop? Or is it more like a taxi service? If they follow pre-determined routes, does the round button with the route letter or number glow, while the others remain dim? How will I be able to tell when a rabbit is no longer in service?
Spooky and I will be waiting eagerly by our mailbox for your response!
Warm, bubbling regards,
Virginia
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